joshlovesyou:

malandi:

mutuals do this

wendell-or-something:

d1ecast:

I am just picturing like… putting it back in there. and it fits so snugly that you barely notice the seam. but then you wanna get it back out. so you go and get your plunger

transhumanisticpanspermia:

there are about 471 million tumblr blogs and the site sold for 3 million which means on average your blog is worth 0.6 cents

cats on my roof at 3am

the way he said you’re FUCKING lying

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Me logging onto Tumblr in 2020